Hello

I'd like to post a complaint.

Here goes:

No one told me my metabolism would suddenly change once I approached 30.

No.one.ever.warned.me.about.this.

{shame on you people}

Rather abruptly I am realizing I should probably choose between the chocolate, the latte, OR the red wine. All three simply will not do.

Also, I cannot munch on m&m's throughout the day like the teenagers I spend 20% of my week with can.

{note to self: you are not 18}

I think this happened when I turned 15ish, too. But that was a long time ago and my memory's not so great.

I'll tell you what:

I am not looking forward to managing my thighs from here on out.